MIROCRAFT ALUMINUM DUCK BOAT 13FTX4FT
Updated September 25, 2026
| Lot number | 54 |
| Category | Vehicles & Automotive |
| Auction | FALL APEX IN-HOUSE |
| Date | October 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM AKDT |
| Auction house | APEX Auctions |
| Location | Anchorage, Alaska |
BEHOLD: THE ALASKA SWAMP DONKEY 3000 — Tactical Aluminum Fishing Assault Vessel Some boats are purchased. Some boats are inherited. And some boats simply survive long enough to choose their next owner. Introducing the Alaska Swamp Donkey 3000, an aluminum aquatic war machine whose exact age, manufacturer, and number of previous military campaigns remain shrouded in mystery. This vessel features a highly sophisticated multi layer camouflage system consisting of green paint, tan paint, gray paint, missing paint, additional paint, and areas where the boat has apparently decided paint is no longer necessary. Luxury appointments include multiple bench seats, genuine aluminum construction, premium exterior flotation bumpers, strategically positioned lifting handles, and a custom reinforced transom that appears ready to accept whatever questionable propulsion system its next captain has the courage to bolt onto it. The hull has been flipped over and photographed, proving conclusively that the bottom exists. No motor. No electronics. No heated seats. No Bluetooth. No cupholders that we can find. No touchscreen navigation system. No warranty. No promises. Just a boat. A brutally simple aluminum vessel from an era when men navigated using mountains, instinct, and occasionally very poor judgment. Perfect for fishing, hunting, duck season, hauling gear, remote cabin duty, pond domination, backyard decoration, preparing for societal collapse, or finally proving to your brother in law that you absolutely did need another boat. Is it beautiful? Absolutely not. Does it have character? An unreasonable amount. Could you spend thousands of dollars restoring it? Certainly. Could you also throw it in the water exactly like this and immediately begin making questionable decisions? That's between you and your insurance company. Apex Auctions makes no representation regarding seaworthiness, watertightness, structural integrity, carrying capacity, manufacturer, year, horsepower rating, previous encounters with rocks, or whether this vessel has ever been involved in an international incident. Selling AS IS, WHERE IS, in all of its battle scarred glory. THE SWAMP DONKEY 3000 Because sometimes you don't need a yacht. You need a survivor.
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