Metal Sign With Humorous Apology Message
Updated August 7, 2026
This auction ended on August 11, 2026.
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| Lot number | 52 |
| Auction | Auction Monkey Breezy Bids |
| Date | August 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM CDT |
| Auction house | Auction Monkey |
| Location | Lusby, Maryland |
This metal sign delivers a tongue-in-cheek message with style: "I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly." Featuring retro-inspired graphics and text, it's sure to provoke a chuckle or two. The sign measures approximately 12 inches tall and 8 inches wide, as noted in the photos. It shows modest wear at the edges, lending it character and creating an authentically imperfect appearance. There are pre-drilled holes for easy mounting on your wall of choice. A great pick for anyone with a quirky sense of humor or those who enjoy bold decor statements. Don't wait—this piece is ready to offend in the most charming way possible.
